jakey cake


wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman’s b-tt cheeks, therefor making a cake.
he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !
a guy who is cool, funny, nice, stupid, jewish, and all around…nerdy. oh and did i mention jewish?! and they also are in love with corey.
omg, you’re such a jakeycakes

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