jakes


cops, narcs, fbi or anyone that can arrest.
yo keep an eye out for the jakes for you have to do time.
jake(s)

can be used in both singular and plural forms in order to describe the police
“words of wisdom from nas – try to rise up above; keep an eye out for jake, shorty – one love.”
– nas, ‘one love’

“call it a new york state of mind – gotta take mine. in the daytime the jakes’ll hit ya forty-one times.”
– wu-tang clan, ‘let my n-gg-s live’
police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. often used by mc’s.
a fugitive with two attempts
jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- nas
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
jake is a very fun and outgoing guy. he has a smile that will brighten anyone’s day and eye’s that alway’s have the girl’s looking twice. he is a kind, sweet, trustworthy, cute, caring, smart, loving person that will alway’s be there for you. but dont take his kindness and sweetness as a weakness, if you ever dare too touch his girl or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy too beat a fool up.
jake has alot of female friends, but his girl alway’s come before them. if you ever get the chance too be with a jake, take it and never let him go. cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life.
*did you see that guy??….*

*yeah that must be a jake… just look at his smile.. but dont try anything, cause he has a girl and he wont ever do anything to hurt her….*

*did you see his eye’s??*
*yeah i did.. they were green and s-xi*
*yeah i thought soo.. had too look back twice tooo make sure.*
jakes are really amazing guys. usually the tall, dark and handsome type. ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal sp-ce, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today’s standards. he’s the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. never judge a jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! you don’t have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. they are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.
girl 1: so jake and i started talking last night!

girl 2: shut up, he is so hot!!! what did you guys talk about?

girl 1: everything. politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

girl 2: ….. have you ever talked to him before?

girl 1: nope. not a word.
a bad-ss guy who takes no sh-t
i wouldn’t mess with jake

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