Jakko
1. top aussie nickname for a good bloke
2. when i man does the dodgy or bails early
3.an alias used when picking up girls that you may only want to see one or two times.
1. jakko maaate howya goen?
2. look at that he did a jakko on me
3.
girl 1: ooh that guys cute whats his name
girl 2: i think he said jakko
girl 1: what a hot name im ready for a one night stand
jakko touches me and i feel good inside.
he touches my w-lly and i shoot my load.
“will i get another tenner if i undo another b-tton mr jakko?”
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