jakob beelik
jakob beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. he can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. he is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. but for real he is a nice guy with a large s-xy beast -ss when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don’t take him shopping. he is also scared of the sun because he think he’s a vamire. but when it’s fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher c-ck.
jakob beelik
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