jalafapening
after you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. then realize it was a huge mistake and your p-n-s is on fire.
bro 1:bruh i was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. show was lit so i went and m-st-rb-t-d after and now my d-ck is on fiya
bro2: bruh you just had a jalafapening.
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