jalante


just know he’ll take your b-tch, & they’re not very common but very funny. intelligent & handsome
jessica: jalante is cute af, i need him in my guts.
amber: lol i know right, we could have a threesome.

Read Also:

  • wop run

    the play of sleeping with someone’s significant other while their significant other is close enough to catch you both in the act. typically done as quiet as possible! person 1: i heard you performed the wop run last night! how did it go? person 2: i was outta there like a bat outta h-ll! haha!

  • yum girl

    anyone who takes a pet-te spoonful of a quinoa salad dish and with a slight tilt of the head slight “enlightened” smile, and squints their eyes just so…. says “yummmmmmmmm” dude i was gonna ask her out but when she took a bite of my moms quinoa salad after an acro sesh… i realized she […]

  • goat dabbing

    when 2 guys pee and c-m on each other’s d-cks at the same time. yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with tyler and keaton! i had the biggest c-mload too!

  • one-beer drunk

    when you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol. “dude, why are you watching ‘cheers’?” “don’t worry about it, buddy. i’m one-beer drunk.”

  • kellanie

    really kind, rare, determined, compet-tive, super hot with gorgeous blonde hair. she can be super sweet, but don’t get on her bad side… loves helping others and dreaming. guy: wow look how hot kellanie is other guy: ya i know right, but she is taken 🙁 guy: of course.


Disclaimer: jalante definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.