Jalapeno Hot Dog


the act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty c-nt, finding the host’s vibrator/d-ld- and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. ex-girlfriend/rancid b-tch then proceeds to m-st-rb-t- (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.
– yo, dawg, was you at your ex-b-tches’ party last night?
-yeah fool, i found her vibrator and gave her a mothaf-ckin’ jalapeno hot dog.
-holy sh-t, brosef, you’re the man.
-h-ll f-cking yeah.

b-tch: “owwwwwwww”

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