jalapeno monkey
the art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones t-st-cl-s or sack in a jar of jalapeno’s. this must be incorporated while the girl has banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.
f-ck sake frank, those banana’s look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these c-nting jalapenos! help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this jalapeno monkey will get messy!
a monkey native to latin america and dublin.
eats: sub of the day with extra jalapenos.
the jalapeno monkey is found in dublin zoo.
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