jalepeno ass
the burning sensation in your lower intestines, b-tthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. this typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.
also see explosive diarrhea
after eating at taco bell, doug suffered for 3 days from jalepeno -ss.
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