Jalepeño Popper
cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. it makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. it’s basically like setting her v-g-n- on fire.
john: dude, last night i accidentally gave emma a jalepeño popper.
justin: oh man, no way! did she cry? that must have burned so bad!
a s-xual act which begins with the doggy style position. the male is to insert a wad of smokeless tobacco i.e. skoal, big red, etc. with the curvature that the female forms during this s-xual act the male then begins to spit on her back. once a small pool has formed, he then dips his thumb into said pool of tobacco spit, and shoves it up her -ss.
dude, did you jalepeno popper that random chick last night?
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