jalexus
a s-xy , smart , hot , beautiful chick. gets all the boys and men she wants.got a big b-tt and nice body.fast as f-ck.is everyones: one and only.is of course going to beat anyone she gets in a fight in .
if you have a jalexus dont let her get out of your arms.
“you saw that beautiful girl today”
“oh i did see her she musts be a jalexus “
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