jalk
a jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.
i wanted to go for a jog this morining but i was so tired from my work-out all i could manage was a jalk.
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a deceptive form of exercise, jalking is a lazy person’s jogging. the partic-p-tor annouces they are “going for a jog” in order to sound impressive or athletic, but once they leave the house, lapse into a slow walk and only actually run or jog for a small percentage of the time. the name is derived from “walking” and “jogging”
person 1: hey! how was your jog!
person 2: to tell you the truth, it was more of a jalk. i just wanted that hot new guy to think i’m in great shape.
a jog with intermittent walking in beween jogs.
i jalked all the way home.
i couldn’t jog the whole distance so i jalked.
the girl was jalking along the towpath.
do you want to jalk with me?
look at those jalkers.
he jalks to keep fit.
a combination of jog and walk. a fast-paced walk and a slow-paced run
i need to get in a run but am a bit tired. i will go for a jalk instead.
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