Jalon Dowell
a stellar kid; black like the night but holy like the light;
extremely funny and religious but is not your typical black guy;
d-ck size has a low power level but never reaches true level in bed;
jalons are blind and must wear gl-sses, preferably black to match his skin.
a jalon can be found frolicking about in a track field running from an old man;
to befriend a jalon simply say yeet and he will be your slave (friend);
jalons are rarely ever aggressive, if found aggressive kill on sight for his father will banish you to h-ll;
extremely cool guy but acts kinda gay
that black guy is so fast; he is such a jalon dowell.
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