Jalopknowledge
the ability to read a world renowned car blog and instantly believe you are an expert on all things car. the ability to quote every performance spec and aspect, including driving impressions, of a new sports car…without ever having drivin it.
have you ever actually driven a porsche 911, or is that just your jalopknowledge talking?
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