Jalp
a jalp is a pushy b-m who h-ssles you for money or squares. the jalp usually uses three methods, outright demanding money, using a bunk story about some absurd misfortune to cover up the fact that they’re going to use the money for booze/crack, or trying to sell you some stolen goods/drugs/secondhand p-rn for money.
“hey man, i was just on the northside and ten mothas jumped me and hit me with a pipe and then my mom died and then my car broke down, can i have twenty dollars? i’ll pay you back next week when i get my inheritance.”
“get out of here, you jalp!”
“wanna buy an ipod? twenty dollas”
“okay”
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