Jamaican Bacon
a can of beer. the reason for this is that “beer can” said in a english accent also sounds like “bacon” said in a jamaican accent and vice versa.
english: “grab me some jamaican bacon while you’re in the kitchen old chap, i’m extremely thirsty.”
jamacan: “ya’ waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? me waant a sandwich, mon.”
the hottest black woman you would ever seen. she has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat -ss. she’s rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks s-xeh with gl-sses. her name usually starts with r or f.
that’s one fine piece of jamaican bacon!
when you wrap bacon around your p-n-s and dunk it in botters girlfriends -n-l cavity.
c-nt i jamaican baconed your b-tch last night
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