Jamaican Retirement Package
a kilo of marijuana.
guy #1: ey bredda, it looks like you got a jamaican retirement package.
guy #2: obama ain’t helping the bredda’s so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain’t no 401(k) with benefits like these. the best part is it’s 100% tax free.
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