Jamaican snow angel
when one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. the resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
so i went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. when i got home, i laid down on my deck and made an awesome jamaican snow angel.
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