brown f-ggit who thinks he can lift and smoke weed even though he can barely handle a gram. the biggest chavtasty w-nksta plonking tigga on the whole planet. has a particular preference for sucking -ss. can neither f-ck b-tch-s nor get money.
“i’m so swag, lol, n-gg-h, i smoked 1/4 gram over the winter break, was foked the whole time n-gg-h”
“shut jur ph-cken mauth jamail gow back to tha abus-m-nt park betch”
chopped garlic in a jar. a far cry from the real deal holyfield if you come to my crib packing that stank -ss jarlic, i’m a send yo -ss back to the store to get some real f-ckin’ garlic.
when a person is being jealous and selfish at the same time. a friend is jealous that you’re prettier than her so she won’t let you borrow her clothes; she’s jealfish!
- jeffrey dahmered
basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. he is then raped, dismembered and finally consumed. “hey, don’t accept any free drinks from that guy over there! you could get jeffrey dahmered. ” i almost got jeffrey dahmered by my gay friend last night. i am so gonna jeffrey dahmer him.
when you are out of mayo you gotta have another option… so instead of using mayo you are using your own condimens (j-zz) on your sandwhich of choice. guy 1:hey man why does this sandwich taste so good? guy 2: i knew i wasn’t the only one who my liked j-zz on sandwiches! guy 1: […]
- joey carbone
the literal meaning of a f-ckboy your such a joey carbone