Jamarcus Russell
during the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.
i was beating off in the bathroom, when i jamarcus russell’d all over the shower curtain.
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when you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.
pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
a shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
the hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a jamarcus russell…
jamarcus russell was the first pick in the 2007 draft.
jamarcus russell is a great quarterback and played for lsu.
the first pick of the 2007 nfl draft, a qb from lsu. guaranteed future pro football hall of famer and a cl-ss act off the field too.
“jamarcus russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than vince young ever could.”
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