james cortez
an amazing f-cking guy. he’s a beast at everything he does. he’s the s-xiest dude in the world. guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him. but he’s already taken by an amazing girl named dawn henzon valbuena. soooo every other girl should just back off or his girlfriend will probably kill you lol.
girl 1: is that james cortez!?!
girl 2: yes it is! oh my gosh i love him!!!
girl 3: uhmmmm.. y’all better back off. his girlfriend will cuuut you.
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