James Taylor MILF Theory
“james taylor milf theory” is the theory that all milfs love james taylor. extensive empirical research done by milf scientists at harvard university, fully supports this theory. this theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing “milf studies” major at harvard and mit revolves around. to see this theory in practice one simply needs to play james taylor’s “something in the way she moves” outside of a marshall’s home goods or panera bread and the milfs will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.
with great power comes great responsibility.
friend 1: what is your term paper for milf studies 101 on?
friend 2: it is on james taylor milf theory of course!
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