south boston handshake


the act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named “shawn” wearing a bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling “go sox!”.
“i got a south boston handshake. mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie.”
“so….good trip to beantown?”

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