jamesism

jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn’t want you to make friends. it includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you’re a complete p-ssy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy f-ck who complains about doing nothing.

jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from jamesism.
yo can i sleep in your room tonight, my roommate’s jamesism is flaring up again.
jamesism is a personality disorder that, although not included in the dsm-iv, is widely acknowledged and feared for its severity. a person suffering jamesism is preoccupied with solely thinking, talking and dreaming about his dreamgirl, who for sure isn’t interested in him. he has the tendency to buy her cars, accuse people of being a n-z- when they tell him to let the girl alone and videotape people –preferably of the same gender – naked just in case he ever feels the need to blackmail them.
“wow, what’s up with that dude?”
“he can’t help it: he has jamesism, some kind of ocpd or sumting.”
jamesism is a new religion focusing around a farmer who spoke directly to a god.
when the farmer died the god took his name and became james.

the modern worshipers of james use the journal written by james the farmer to learn of james the god.
my religion is jamesism. would you mind if i explained it to you?