Jamey Aebersold

jamey aebersold, named after the renowned jazz performer and publisher, can refer to any of the following:
1. when a guy, during s-x, counts off his -rg-sm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. the use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having s-x. in most cases the moans vamp on a ii-v progression and resolve to i during the -rg-sm. the tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the s-x. for example, amazing s-x may result in a typical iim7—v7—i maj6 while unsatisfactory s-x or s-x with fat people and/or animals may result in a iim7—v7—i+11. very p-ssionate s-x may even result in a iim7b5—v7+9—im maj7 progression.
3. kicking major louisville -ss in basketball
4. chlamydia
5. one who has a license as a professional smoker
1. “i began to jamey aebersold this chick after me and jamey raided the louisville morgue for healthy lungs to fill with dirt and place in gl-ss display cases, but i only got up to three because david baker walked in. and right in the middle of my favorite song from jamey aebersold’s volume one play along cd!”
2. “last night i was having s-x and began to jamey aebersold. i even moaned a iim7b5—v7b9 progression! unfortunately my resolution to im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? he was such a jamey aebersold.”
4. “i caught jamey aebersold at band camp. the s-x was amazing though—i resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “i knew bobby was a real jamey aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”