Jamie Oliver


a muppet who managed to become a british celebrity by combining half–rs-d cooking with a fake c-ckney accent. sold his soul to the uk supermarket chain sainsburys.
if yew don’t wan’ ter get caught by the pork chops an’ end up in a flowery dell, they ‘ad be’er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. nuff said, yeah? oh, and buy some stuff from sainsburys.
c-nt. mockney c-nt. sainsburys promoting mockney c-nt. no it isn’t pukka you lisping c-ck-pope.
i got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. i felt a right jamie oliver.
once when my sister was skating about she fell on her -rs- and jamie oliver and his “mates” laughed at her.

fact.
oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

apppless and peearrs…
vocalist/dj/keyboardist/artist.
part of welsh six peice lostprophets.
amazing man.
awesome musician.
“my name’s jamie…and i’m the f-cking dj!”

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