who honestly can say that’s no the first word that comes to mind when you hear that name? with that stupid f-cking haircut, plus the fact she can’t stop saying “ok” makes her a pretty hefty compet-tor for the worst type of person alive.
jamieson: alright cl-ss, it’s time to learn about –
cl-ss + teachers outside the cl-ss: f-ck off dyk-!
a guy who knows how to speak. a man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. he’s not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person’s confidence. he’s not a politician although he does represent investors. he’s the type of guy who gets sh-t done. a real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. that’s not to say he can’t be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. his last name usually starts with a “k”, but it is not “kool” as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. he is s-xy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
anonymous 1: who was that guy?
anonymous 2: oh, that was just jamieson.
anonymous 1: well, i just let jamieson borrow the car. funny, i didn’t even think to ask him his name. what was he doing here anyways?
anonymous 2: he was an inspector.
anonymous 1: an inspector of what?
anonymous 2: ok, fine. i slept with him. i’m sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
anonymous 1: well, you know? i’m literally not even mad right now. that guy was pretty much a bad-ss. i totally couldn’t have stopped you. if one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. you’ve got good taste. that means i’m a keeper too.
jamieson (from afar): i just saved their marriage.
#jamieson #cool #bad-ss. con-artist #conartist #politician #smooth #eloquent #charismatic #debonair #sharp #kool #s-xy
1. someone who never misses a meal
2. someone who always makes sure he gets fed
that guy’s always first in the lunch queue hes such a jamieson
what a j amieson, she always eats 3 good meals a day, i wish i coudl be as healthy as her
#food #hunger #first #thirsty #dinner
a really random name for a type of basketball throw. a jamieson is when you throw a ball really hard at the basket and it goes in.
kyle: (throws really hard at the basketball net)
nick: ” wow nice jamieson”
#basketball #ball #basket #random #throw #hard
- glitter fairy
a glitter fairy is a majestically gorgeous gay person…can be a boy or girl…who with their presence makes anyone feel magical….and or is just fantastic and amazing in their own way. their catch phrase can be have a bedazzling day or be fantabulous. watch out for there are only so many glitter fairy’s out there. […]
awake 8 times a day. •dawn •noon •breakfast •lunch •dinner •midnight •snack time •that awkward time when ur only slightly sleeping wow that kid must be octurnal! he’s awake at dawn, noon, breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight, snack time, and that awkward time when you’re only slightly sleeping!!!!!!!!😀😁😍😁😌😁😗😬😍😁 awake during 8 times of the day: •dawn […]
- bizzle boo
a name for your best friends. you can use it when you are referring to your favorite people and when you are joking and calling each other names! hey you little bizzle boo! i’ve been looking for you everywhere!
- working dat shit
basically twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk dat -ss hey, my b-tch yesterday, she was “working dat sh-t”
- a good friend
someone who tells you everything and is always there for you. omg did carly tell you what i called u ? yes cuz she is a good friend