Jamison

literally meaning “son of james”. though originally a surname from scotland and ireland, jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name “james jr.” will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most “juniors”.) all men named jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, cl-ssy, gorgeous and s-xy as h-ll. unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named jamison. he will kill you and bury you in the woods…then go screw your girlfriend.
jamison is amazing. enough said.
the most awesome bad -ss mother f-cker any one person could hope to have as a friend. be aware if he does not know you because most likely he will con, jip, or hustle you out of any money left in your piggy bank or even life savings. any person named jamison is is exponentially the most charming, s-xy, intelligent, most hilarious individual another could ever meet.
rick: dude jamison is totally bad -ss.

ashley: and hes one s-xy m-f-.
a small, upper-cl-ss, town in pennsylvania, in between doylestown and warrington. there’s absolutely nothing to do here and no outsiders have heard of it.
i live in jamison, pa, and there’s nothing to do here.
a man that is easy to fall for and hard to forget. a man that chooses to stay with a low woman not worth his time. a man that thinks he can lie, but gets caught by that smart woman. a man that in the end get much less than he deserves. a man that needs to wake up and see what a perfect girl he can have right in front of him. a man that “has” a woman, but wants to f-ck other girls. a man that girls love. a man that breaks heart. a man that doesn’t see what he is doing to the other.
i fell in love with jamison, and it is the worst mistake of my life.
jamison is an amazing guy. a life saver. when you feel as if there is no point to living any more, he will sweep in and give you hope. he’ll make you feel special.
jamison is the most amazing guy i have ever met.
a really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. he is also very funny and is fun to be around. be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
aww look it’s jamison! he steals my heart every time i see him.
a confusing, charming, extremely smart, artistic, gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and then throw you on the ground. he’ll never tell you if he wants you or if he doesn’t. he’s a sweet guy and a great friend but he’ll never put as much into a relationship/friendship as you do. he knows what he wants and what he’s capable of getting, but he doesn’t realize when he hurts people. in a way, he doesn’t care, no matter how badly you want him to. he’ll make you laugh harder than ever and you’ll be bestfriends for a month and then things will suddenly change. he’ll talk to you less, spend less time with you, etc., but then the cycle repeats itself, and you’re closer than ever again. you don’t want to get in a fight with him, because he’ll just turn it around on you. he’s clever enough to get away with it, too. don’t fall for him, because you’ll never get over him, no matter how hard you try. he’s an -sshole sometimes, but you’ll never forget him and never stop being his friend. in the end, he’s always going to be there for you, you just can’t give up. he’s a great guy.
is your name jamison cause you’re really funny?!

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