Jamonga


a lovely set of cup-size d or larger br–sts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
sam: “yeah, so i f-cked up my bio midterm an– {gaze wanders} ooh jah-mong-ah…”
kevin: “hey yo, snap out of it. what you lookin?… oh yes… daddy like doz.”
sam: {whistfully} …jamonga….
the act of someone being huge but being a total numb nuts….aka r-t-rd.
1.d-mn ivan is such a jamonga.
2.holy cr-p marcano is acting like a jamonga.

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    a s-xual term referring to the j-panese way of eating where there are two chopsticks are going into a single bowl. d-mn bobby we did that girl so hard. i’m glad i got to j-panese rice bowl her with you.

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    an annoyin b-tch who is very stupid yo whos that f-cken b-tch over there thats a javagar

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    someone who is especially skilled at crafting marajuana cigarettes. person 1: “dude, that nick guy is a supurb jaysmith!” person 2: “i know! he rolled that joint so fast!”


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