Jampa
the s-xiest man alive, has an unhealthy obsession with the word “stussy”, and is a people person. all the girls want him, and all the guys want to be him!! he’s the perfect man to watch over your kids at night. he often says “basketball 4 lyfe!!” while too sweeting :^)
guy 1: man that guy is so cool!!
guy 2: ikr, you know his name??
girl 1: yes! that’s jampa!!
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