jan valentine
an -sshole whos d-ck is smaller than a tic tac, is married to his right and and cheats on it with his left. they think theyre hot sh-t and get p-ssed if someone doesnt agree with them. no relation to the h-llsing character of the same name.
person 1:dude that guy you met last night seemed awesome!
person 2: nah he was a real jan valentine
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