Jan
clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the yellow pages. not on good terms with her boss
boss: “jan where’s our ad in the yellow pages directory?”
-jan runs out of the building like a common fool
boss (out of the window): “not happy jan!”
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someone with and incredibly enormous p-n-s. this person is usually good at most things and is smart. he is totally rad when it comes to chicks.
did you see that jan making out with her, she’s so lucky.
a beautiful woman that is kind, considerate, caring, loving, and above all – awesome
no, not janice or janet, just jan
jan
a true friend. the best boyfriend you will ever get. extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. he is a very good hugger and is pretty good at f-cking. doesn’t really like horror (more like hates it) and is a sporty lad. will most of the times be there for you even if you’re not there for him. he likes the good stuff kinda music and isn’t very artistic. he’s rather sweet though. he’s a very awesome dude.
person 1: “omg did you see that guy?”
person 2: “yes, that’s jan, he’s awesome”
person 1: “duhh”
usually a super smart person.
literally “wise one”.
jan is usually a female name, but can occasionally be applied to males.
1.to take food, clothes, electronics,virgninty etc from a store/person and succesfully not getting caught in a stealth like manner.
2. jans- jacking all nicca swag.
1. me and my crew just jansd 100$ worth of stuff !
2. imma jans my friend some swag for his birthday.
3. ricco- yo where should i hide the earphones that i jansd? the applle security is comming!
dr- put it in my jansport bag and dip!
4. i just had to jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
an acronym invented and first seen in common use in the prison’s of los angeles and chino in the mid to late 1980’s. meaning,”just another n-gg-r,” often used to describe an average, non-distinct looking african-american male.
inmate #1: “yo dude who’s that black guy givin’ you that funny look?”
inmate #2: “who him? oh, he’s a j.a.n.”
black inmate at the same table: ” man.. stfu before i beat yo -ss!”
an abbreviation which stands for jew -ss n-gg-r usually used in a racist or hateful way.
man i hate that guy, he is such a j.a.n
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