the act of a guy in their late teens or early adulthood having s-x with a smoking hot woman in her 40’s while taking a submissive role. typically the older woman demands that the younger submissive male calls her “captain”
“did you see him get in that milfs car?”
“yea, he is gonna get some janewaying in, im so f-ck-ng jealous! p-ss me that joint…”
- jedi (gdi)
code for talking about gdis in front, and/or behind them. see: gdi, g-d d-mn independent total bro-hater whoa broski- it is a total jedi (gdi) convention in here, i feel gross, lets dip-out!
- jesus heratio christ
the h in jesus h. christ means heratio pr-nounced: her-aye-she-oh jesus heratio christ stop breaking into my f-ck-ng house!
- curve fodder
the population of students who increase the need for a curve or scale in a cl-ss, specifically due to poor grade performance. the curve fodder primarily thrive in college environments, perhaps due to the abundance of chemical resources. however, they have been observed developing in earlier stages of education. the creature can be identified by […]
- lane floating
lane floating is a sport created in the cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the p-ssengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof). this new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow […]
a person or people who take photos of themselves in the lavatories (restrooms) of airplanes. i just took this picture of myself on a flight from sfo to bos, i’m a laviator! i just laviated on that flight! i think we were somewhere over colorado.