Jangler
someone who claims he’ll do something in the short term future, but sits back and waits for someone else to actually do it. then the jangler claims credit for it.
the jangler will get someone to sort that
one who delays; a person who takes forever to do a certain task; that -sshole that takes a lifetime to do something completely ridiculouly simple
“come on! we’ve been waiting for hours! you’re such a jangler!”
#jangling #jangler #lag #lagging #taking forever
‘jang’ is a noun meaning ‘t-st-cl-‘ that has many uses and derivatives. when used in the plural (‘jangs’), it refers to the b-lls as a whole, thus including the scr-t-m.
its most diverse and most used derivative is it’s verb form, ‘jangle’. strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the b-lls but ‘jangle’ has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, ‘jangler’ (see below). thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), ‘jangle’ means to strike said direct object in the b-lls. however, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).
‘jangler’ is the gerund noun form of ‘jangle’. it has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the b-lls. less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
“my jangs are itchy today.”
“whoa! did you see how hard frank just got jangled?”
“look at roger jangling around over there.”
“protect your b-lls; i hear there’s a jangler about.”
“jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. what a jangler!”
#jang #jangs #jangle #jangler #nuts #rack
he who jangles his genitalia (solely by means of hands- free gyration)vigorously between the thighs in a clumsy, and pendulum-like fashion. most often used figuratively suggesting an agenda-driven, innate yet foolish malice. in many cases the jangler lurks amongst social circles undetected due to his calculating nature. it is often necessary to point out a jangler to his less discerning peers (see example)
“no, i’m sorry. i don’t care what all you lot say; that guy’s a jangler!”
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