janiefied
totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration … forever.
dante felt this way for beatrice, who inspired the divine comedy. in my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. so proper usage might be: her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. present tense: she janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.
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