Jew Perk
a benefit of being jewish, sometimes only people who are born jewish qualify.
worker: “i’m going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry.”
manager: “what, why?”
w: “i’m jewish and i’m going to israel.”
m: “so you decided to just go to israel?”
w: “no, everyone who is born jewish gets to go to israel once for free.”
m: “sweet, so that’s one of them jew perks.”
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