Janitoritus
a contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an janitor. the disease was first found and studied at the university of smart kids (ucsk) in 2006. studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.
“holy sh-t did you hear about mike?”
“no, what happened?”
“n-gg-r caught the janitoritus!”
“for real!?”
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