Jank Step
mediocre canadian techno. often peppered with bad synth plugins and improper arrangement. constantly refuses to employ the use of advanced digital recording techniques. repeated use of claps and un-required hi-hats.
girl 1: hey i heard jpeg is headling “jank fest”
girl 2: whats “jank fest?”
girl 1: its a jank step music festival
girl 2: oh well omj should be headlining then.
dave: does anyone have pants ?
a quick 7 step dance move created by the ultimate janksters themselves (savannah & emily).
to learn read the directions that follow:
1: frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: drop it low and swing that -ss to the right simultaneously
4: high knee to the left
5: high knee to the right
6: power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, the thinker pose etc)
7: power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other’s bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your s-x appeal.
boom roasted.
dude, did you see those girls do the jank-step at that party? i had an instant erection i couldn’t lose for weeks bro!
sista, you got that jank-step on lock! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
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