Janke


a rather large loser. usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time “jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” did i mention it’s a wierd last name?

girls with this name are hot and amazing.
i won’t go down in history, but i will go down on janke’s sister.
6 more definitions
being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
“wow man, i can’t even remember last night but i guess i pulled some seriously janke sh-t.”
adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the ‘life of the party’. implies ridiculous mannerisms
‘that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke’
sk-nky and messed up
that is some kind of janke skirt she’s got on.
confuses ambition and drive with being a c-nt.
stop being such a janke.
whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his b-lls on an opposing players face or head area.
d-mn that m-th- just got janked by numba 2!
a rather large loser. usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time “jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” did i mention it’s a wierd last name?

girls with this name are hot and amazing.
i won’t go down in history, but i will go down on janke’s sister.

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