Jankedy-ass-hoopidy


an automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are sh-tty, the suspension makes horrible noises. at any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see the p-ssion of the christ. functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy–ss-hoopidy has none.
fred’s jankedy–ss-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

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