jankem


the most discussing drug, first you sh-t in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the p–p makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for days
guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like p–p and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your sh-tting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that sh-t jankem

guy3: ok… you guys are f-cked up
stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high
“yo take a hit of this jankem”
“who’s was it?”
“mine”
“k.”

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