jankie


adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations

originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in brooklyn park, minnesota.
“dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf–that is so jankie.”

“that banana bread your grandma made is jankie as h-ll–does she have alzheimer’s or something?”
used to describe someone’s character or behavior in a derogatory manner. also to describe something that is bad or messed up.
“man, can you believe he pulled that sh-t, he is one jankie–ss mother-f-cker”

“dude, they sold you some jankie sh-t this time”
when something messed up, wrong, stupid (can refer to someone or something)
that sh-t is jankie
stop bein jankie steve
a person, place or thing is so getto that you cant get over it that you must describe it as jankie
1)the stores in this town are so undecrible the are jankie

2)white people that try to act black are jankie
the act of sticking your fingers in a clothed man’s b-tthole for their punishment for an unjust act. it can also be for the enjoyment of the other’s pain.
“wow, james is so fat.”

“ya let’s jankie him for fun”
someone is weird or looks funny.
that fella is “jankie”
crooked person, lame person, how eva you wanna use it
jankie -ss n—as.

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