Jantzed
a situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. can lead to other embarr-ssing events such as performing card tricks that don’t exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.
brian: “wow, graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!”
jeff: “did he drink that entire bottle straight up?”
brad: “f-cking rights…. he’s gonna be sooo jantzed tonight!”
indian 1: “hey freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get jantzed with me?”
indian 2: “it sounds great but we’d better hurry…lunch is in an hour ”
to initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.
jeff: “you jantzed the h-ll out of me last night brian!”
brian: “i know i did friend…..now go wash the f-cking dishes!”
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