january 14th
originally march 14th was supposed to be designated as steak and bj day. see definition for march 14th if you’re unfamiliar with the best holiday ever. the one problem with this date is it’s a month after valentines day. you’re relying on follow through then from the woman in your life to actually celebrate. really steak and bj day should come a month before valentines day so women actually have to celebrate before we put in any effort into valentine’s day for no reason.
january 14th is now the best holiday ever because it comes before valentines day and you can hold it over a womans head if they don’t celebrate it.
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