January 27
greatest birthdate ever.
you share your birthday with lewis carrol (1832), the beautiful cracked out mind that brought you alice in wonderland. n-body else born on any other day can claim this fact. the jabberwock is your soul.
wolfgang amadeus mozart, founder of s-x, drugs & music (as the trio we know it), was also born on this day.
people born on this day are some of the coolest people you’ll ever meet (usually because they’re born on the coldest day of the year).
january 27’s are both creative & logical thinkers using the first to express the latter in most situations. we are brutally tough people with hearts of gold, we will lend you the shirt off our backs, if you deserve it. we are quiet, un-ssuming folk, you will most likely find us reading a book or having a meaningful conversation rather than play sports or arguing. most importantly, animals f-cking love you, whether you love them back or not.
lewis carrol was born on january 27th, 1832.
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