japanaut


a j-panese astronaut
idiot 1 : “if american’s are astronauts, and the russians are cosmonauts, then what are the j-panese? ”

idiot 2 : “j-panauts, idiot #1.”
a mythical creature in j-pan. any citizen who weighs at least 230 pounds and is at least six feet tall attains this rare status.
j-pa-nauts may seem aggressive, but they are actually very p-ssive creatures.

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