Japancakes
j-panese pancakes.
j-pan + pancakes = j-pancakes
phil: “hi, i’ll have some j-pancakes please.”
waiter: “sorry, don’t you mean j-panese pancakes?”
phil: “no, you heard me, j-pancakes!”
waiter: “i’m sorry sir, we don’t have that.”
phil: “don’t j-panic, i can take my business elsewhere then. or go home and open my j-pantry and make my own j-pancakes. or i can ride my j-panda or j-panther and go to j-panama and get some from there.”
waiter: “keep your j-pants on!”
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