Japanese Birthday Surprise
given on someone’s birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant p-n-ses, followed by urinating on them. while this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
geoff: happy 22nd, jamie! now it’s time for your j-panese birthday surprise!
jamie: j-pa-what? what the h-ll are you… oh my god agghhhhhhhhh
(screams of agony are heard)
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