Japanese Crab Stroke
the j-panese crab stroke is a s-x act where a man/women m-st-rb-t-s a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. not to be confused with the j-panese crab surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a p-n-s where he expected a v-g-n-.
anne: i’ve got an itch literally 😉
joe: j-panese crab stroke?
anne: ok
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