japanese death match
j-panese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. the fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters p-ssed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. if you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go
cool guy: dude you seen have you seen this? ‘shows loser j-panese death match’
loser: ‘throws up lunch’ dafuq is that man?
cool guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat ‘brakes loser’s neck and flies away’
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